How the hell is this possible?

I gained seven pounds......
I gained SEVEN pounds.....
I gained SEVEN POUNDS!......


How can that happen? I barely ate yesterday. Just a small bowl of unsweetened Applesauce. And the scale says I'm ninety seven!? I feel so crappy. Can I just cut the fat off with a knife? Maybe a hatchet? Anything for it to leave. I hope its just a glitch in the scale. I really hope it is.

So you might notice that I won't swear a lot or talk about having sex or drinking. Because for one, I'm only thirteen. On the other hand. I'm a practicing Mormon. If you don't know what that means it means I'm part of a religion that is kinda like Christianity. So if you want, ask questions or Google it. I don't care. I just wanted to let ant future readers know. Because Ive gotten plenty of veal about not swearing on blogs before.

Oh, and I forgot to mention. I have to go camping with my church next week. It will be hell on earth. Literally. I cannot stand anyone on my age group. They don't understand me. They always urge me to eat and they urge me to relax. They always say, "eat something (points to calories galore) its soooo good. We made it especially for this activity." And I always answer no. They don't get that if I ever eat anything from their calorie consuming mits that i tap my foot, or do crunches just to get rid of the food. Every calorie counts in this mess I call life. The camp will be full of fat fried foods that come in packages of 100 and meats you can't identify. Last year they wouldn't let me see the nutritional content labels on the food. I had to guess. This year it might be kinda different though. I signed up for the cook position so I'm not only making their food, but im allowed to see the labels and I can use the excuse, "I ate some of it while it was cooking." So I dont have to eat any. Such luck! And there will be plenty of exercise. They assured me that there will be a fifteen mile hike one day, and that I could run it multiple times if I could be back before dinner. I have my expectations up but I know they will be broken somehow. They always are.

Intake:
Piece of chocolate 200
Quarter of a homemade burrito and sour cream 400
One egg with pinch of cheese 90
Which makes an amazing but could be improved total of 690 whoooo! At least its four times smaller than the average person.

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